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the only energy drink that doesn't taste like straight pig piss.
symptoms after drinking include: prevalent swearing, unyielding wankage, hostility, rowdiness, rudeness, and trouble-causing.
best if drunken in large groups so a sole outburst is not considered too abnormal.
"Is he drunk?!"
"No, he's just had a Kronik."

"Is she high?!"
"No, she just finished a Low Carb Kronik."

"Nah, energy drinks always taste like crap to me."
"Trust me, Kronik is better."
kronik by Karl Kroner November 10, 2007
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the act of stealing ones lighter while being under the influence of marijuana
dont kronik my bic
Many people think kronik is just great weed, but the reason it is so good is because it is laced with crack or meth. There is no such thing as kronik without being laced.
Dude, she's been fucked up since she started that kronik.
kronik by Pitbull Black January 6, 2009
Graffitti consisting of 6 letters, variation of styles always fucking KRONIK as a mafugga! while i do em!
Bob - "That kronik tag is dope man"
Geoff - "chek this one out over here its kronik!"
Kronik by Geoff Richardson August 12, 2004
kronik is a person on vrchat that makes avatars, animations, and codes for a living.
"kronik said you're weird" Pronounce it. Kuh-ron-ick
kronik by kronikvrc March 21, 2023

kronik shenanigan 

Modernized old-people term.
"You kids and your kronik shenanigans."