kronik

weed; marijuana

She needs to lay off the kronik.

kronik by Anonymous June 12, 2003

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kronik

the only energy drink that doesn't taste like straight pig piss.
symptoms after drinking include: prevalent swearing, unyielding wankage, hostility, rowdiness, rudeness, and trouble-causing.
best if drunken in large groups so a sole outburst is not considered too abnormal.

"Is he drunk?!"
"No, he's just had a Kronik."

"Is she high?!"
"No, she just finished a Low Carb Kronik."

"Nah, energy drinks always taste like crap to me."
"Trust me, Kronik is better."

kronik by Karl Kroner November 10, 2007

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KRONIK

the act of stealing ones lighter while being under the influence of marijuana

dont kronik my bic

KRONIK by Kronik Comatose (lighter thief June 6, 2011

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kronik

Many people think kronik is just great weed, but the reason it is so good is because it is laced with crack or meth. There is no such thing as kronik without being laced.

Dude, she's been fucked up since she started that kronik.

kronik by Pitbull Black January 6, 2009