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The Krolak

The Krolak is an absolute God who enjoys touching children far below the age limit
Johnnyboi: I got molested by The Krolak yesterday
Lil Nigzy: But you're only 7 years old
Johnnyboi: I know. I don't care though, because he's a god
The Krolak by Lil Stiffy uh November 6, 2018
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Mikolaj Krolak 

An absolute fucking alpha male who gets lots of money and all the bitches
Non Alpha: hey have you seen Mikolaj Krolak
Other Non Alpha:Yeah he’s so hot and sexy i love him
A dark-skinned negro.
Stinkypie saw a kroakie get arrested at KFC.
kroakie by solarpower March 14, 2007
krolik is the your best of best friends...she will always be there for you and her real name is Lian
She is one of those you want to be with you forever and cant deside if she is better for you as a wife or BEST FRIEND
but...be warned, dont call her cute unless you want to die
person1:krolik you are soooo cute
krolik:you really think so?
person1:yes, for real
*person1 is dead*
krolik by socks_likov January 10, 2018

Kroakleys 

A pair of Oakley brand sunglasses that are worn at all times of the day and during any conditions. Which include, but are not limited to, bicycling, napping, porch sitting, walking in the rain, broomballing, marching band, and musical concerts.
I just saw him on campus again wearing his kroakleys, does he ever take them off?
Kroakleys by Darsh69 May 5, 2010
/krolac/ Kro-lak (noun) A really bad automobile driver.

Also: Kroling- "In the act of being a krolac".

Krolled- "Earlier you were a krolac".
I was driving down the road and saw a krolac run a stop sign and hit a guy on a unicycle.
Krolac by wet pudding June 13, 2011