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Koleka
A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
Koleka problem
Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...
- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...
- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
Koleka problem by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021
Koak
A selfish, spiteful, cold-blooded organism indigenous to the Jordan river region that subsists mainly off a diet of nips, local news and other people’s annoyance.
The atmosphere grew increasingly unpleasant as the self-satisfied koak farted while watching Jeopardy.
Koak by Manofmanywordz April 25, 2019
Kolawole
It is a native yoruba name give to an African child ( Male) which translate: To bring in wealth.
Kolawole or Kola for short a responsible, caring, inperfect, jovial young man.
He's quiet and doesn't angry; Loyal to a cause and a cheerleader. He supports and encourages his friends and family.
Have a Kolawole in your life today.
Kolawole or Kola for short a responsible, caring, inperfect, jovial young man.
He's quiet and doesn't angry; Loyal to a cause and a cheerleader. He supports and encourages his friends and family.
Have a Kolawole in your life today.
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