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A type of ignorance where a person refuses to see the truth because they are so invested in the lie. Usually a result of brainwashing by mainstream news media combined with a lust for power. Inspired by lead prosececutor Ken Kratz from the Making a Murderer documentary on Netflix.
Be careful! Blind ambition can make you kratzy!
kratzy by Joepiphany April 6, 2016
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Kritzy • krithya • kitzy • kratzy • Kritayush • kritty • kritz • kritza • kritzialys • kitzyan
Full of sweaty shit, in part because the individual is devoid of basic humanity and therefore lacks any semblance of compassion or reason.
That *kratzy* bastard had the nerve to put Brendan Dassey in jail for almost his entire adult life after admitting that only Steven Avery killed Teresa Halbach.
kratzy by Fapping in the dark June 18, 2016

kritzoid 

A person infatuated with african males.
The NBA is made primarily for kritzoids.
kritzoid by white knight33 January 2, 2012

Kritzkrieg 

i medi gun found in tf2 that can give you critical hits for the class medic
i use the Kritzkrieg in tf2
Kritzkrieg by German dude August 1, 2018

kritzisma 

A rare personal quality attributed to bespectacled, pink jacket sporting chats who arouse fervent popular devotion and enthusiasm amongst the kids.
the fancy boys are famed for the kritzisma of their guitarist.
kritzisma by secks August 23, 2004
To lightly tickle the skin with a gentle touch. Derived from the Yiddish word קיצלען (kitzlen), meaning tickle and the German word kitzeln meaning the same.
My daughter asks me to kitzy her back every night to help her fall asleep.
kitzy by JRene May 17, 2016
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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