Shortened to Kritch, A Kritch is a disgusting vile person that probably is an alcoholic and very violent and so unsanitary that they should be living out on the street. Kritches are the type of people that let parasites infect parts of their body and also people who need to have deep pore cleansing because of the ungodly amount of oil in their face. Kritches do not deserve to live and should therefore be quietly executed across the earth to rid the world of disgusting Kritchness.
Bro 1: “Hey man you still dating that girl you met at subway?”
Bro 2: “Hell no, I went over to her house and I ultimately found out that she was one of Kritches, there were rotting cans of food everywhere and dog shit all over her TV!”
Bro 1: “That’s disgusting I’m glad you broke up with her, nigga”
Bro 2: “Hell no, I went over to her house and I ultimately found out that she was one of Kritches, there were rotting cans of food everywhere and dog shit all over her TV!”
Bro 1: “That’s disgusting I’m glad you broke up with her, nigga”
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when your rabbit gets braces so it feels insucure and runs away, this causes the rabbit to be homeless and without money to spend now he will have to be a male prostitute. him grinding bare naked on every possible thing with spare change results him lose a leg or two. now that he is living life fucking dirty muslums with krutches he proceeds to bring in some money.
While kenneth was fucking emma his rabbit proceeds to get braces and runs away cause he was ugly as shit, like kenneth. Emma at climax of the anal sex points out that the rabbit ran away and told kenneth to look for it so it doesnt pull a homeless krutches.
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