Kritches

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Shortened to Kritch, A Kritch is a disgusting vile person that probably is an alcoholic and very violent and so unsanitary that they should be living out on the street. Kritches are the type of people that let parasites infect parts of their body and also people who need to have deep pore cleansing because of the ungodly amount of oil in their face. Kritches do not deserve to live and should therefore be quietly executed across the earth to rid the world of disgusting Kritchness.

Bro 1: “Hey man you still dating that girl you met at subway?”
Bro 2: “Hell no, I went over to her house and I ultimately found out that she was one of Kritches, there were rotting cans of food everywhere and dog shit all over her TV!”
Bro 1: “That’s disgusting I’m glad you broke up with her, nigga”

Kritches by Yung fei yu ching May 29, 2020

kratches

Jamaican in origin

A lewd term used to refer to the vagina

she nuh wah gi mi no" kratches"

she didnt want me in her vagina

kratchiz crotches

kratches by Arele July 25, 2011

Related Words

kritch • krithesh • kratches • homeless krutches • Kitch

homeless krutches

when your rabbit gets braces so it feels insucure and runs away, this causes the rabbit to be homeless and without money to spend now he will have to be a male prostitute. him grinding bare naked on every possible thing with spare change results him lose a leg or two. now that he is living life fucking dirty muslums with krutches he proceeds to bring in some money.

While kenneth was fucking emma his rabbit proceeds to get braces and runs away cause he was ugly as shit, like kenneth. Emma at climax of the anal sex points out that the rabbit ran away and told kenneth to look for it so it doesnt pull a homeless krutches.

homeless krutches by spankasorusrexiepoo October 31, 2011

Kitches

Kids who act like little bitches. Kid+bitches = kitches

Why did my son invite a bunch of little kitches to his birthday party?

Kitches by Dianeandhannah June 24, 2017

Kitches

A karen who is a acting like a bitch
(Karen + Bitches = Kitches)

Karen: DONT STEP ON MY LAWN

Somebody: STOP BEING A KITCHES, JEEZ

Kitches by GarlicMushroom November 13, 2021

krithesh

A man with a great plan for his future and never gives up when he sets his mind to it.In his initial school days he will struggle to plan properly but will set his school records sky high when he leaves.Not many can think the way this man thinks. Very good at comebacks and transforming into a man no one would have expected. If u find this guy don't ever leave him coz he is about to be one of the greatest beings ever lived.

Imagine having a mentality like krithesh.I wanna be with him so bad

krithesh by cows goo bow bow November 22, 2021

krithesh

sexiest mf out there

i wanna be like krithesh

krithesh by cows goo bow bow November 22, 2021

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026