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Kristin Stewart

A wrongly idolized "Actress" who in fact cannot act, never leaves her monotone way of speaking and facial expressions, and is only loved or hated now because of her starring as Bella ((The ultimate Mary-Sue)) in the film adaption of Twilight.
Kristin Stewart sucks at acting, end of disscussion.
by Lunarwolfdemon July 22, 2009
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Kristen Stewart Face

A facial expression that looks like your dad just died
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.
Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.
by Steamboatwillyt March 17, 2012
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Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.
Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..
by The truff September 10, 2012
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deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.
by ariklkira November 14, 2012
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Kristen Stewart

A ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless.

Also a frequent pot smoker.
"Hey, did you see Twilight?"

"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."

"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."
by OperaPhantomchick9 August 4, 2009
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Kristen Stewart

Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.
Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.
by adudeplayinadude January 16, 2009
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Kristen Stewart

1) Plays Bella Swan in the Twilight movies

2) to stutter, gag, not make direct eye contact when speaking to someone, and otherwise lack public speaking skills
When he asked me if I would go out with him, I pulled a Kristen Stewart and all I could say was "w-w-w-umm-well-uh-wwell-uh-umm yeah!!"
by redconverse96 August 22, 2009
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