Kristerd
Too be lazy, unproductive and or useless. To float through life with minimal acquired skills, despite vast knowledge of sports.
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kristers
If you know a kristers you should be very happy. Never fails to let you down, sometimes he can have a couple mood swings and he is very sensitive. Tells their deepest secrets to the people closest to them. They never know what to do in upsetting situations, however they are very funny and love to see other people smile and will go out of their way to see that happen. Has lots of different nicknames such as: kripnors and kronsters
friend: I'm bored
kristers: I'll come out and we'll have fun
friend: Ok thanks that will make me feel better
kristers: I'll come out and we'll have fun
friend: Ok thanks that will make me feel better
kristers by yeetedmyfarther April 14, 2019
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Kristers
kristers is a generally nice guy and will always know what to say to keep you happy, however kristers sometimes forgets to keep himself happy. he is a great joker and loves messing around, however there is a down side to kristers as sometimes he can be very sensitive. you are very lucky to have a kristers in your life he will never fail to talk to you and will always cheer you up. never lose a kristers you will need him.
Kristers by doyoueventrainbro April 14, 2019
kristendom
1) - A drunken bastardization Christendom, Kristendom is as much a metaphorical concept as it is a geographic location, both of which are heavily dependant upon mass consumption of alcohol.
- A place where, upon closing the front door, a middle-aged man wearing NASCAR stretch-pants will appear and yell “Don’t slam the damn door”
- The home of one of the fiercest sinks in existence
- The housing of the art pieces of John Sanders.
-The stomping grounds of Kristen (hence the name)
- A near endless supply of beer
- A lovely place to pass out
-The finest place in all of Fredonia, if not the planet
- It's shiny/awesome
- A place where, upon closing the front door, a middle-aged man wearing NASCAR stretch-pants will appear and yell “Don’t slam the damn door”
- The home of one of the fiercest sinks in existence
- The housing of the art pieces of John Sanders.
-The stomping grounds of Kristen (hence the name)
- A near endless supply of beer
- A lovely place to pass out
-The finest place in all of Fredonia, if not the planet
- It's shiny/awesome
"What have you been up to the last few days?"
"I don't remember... I was at Kristendom"
or
"You didn't come home last night"
"Yeah, I passed out at Kristendom"
"I don't remember... I was at Kristendom"
or
"You didn't come home last night"
"Yeah, I passed out at Kristendom"
kristendom by fredonia student April 26, 2006
KRISTERS
KRISTERS by KristersHasBigBalls November 25, 2021
Kristers
The most crusty dusty musty not busty greasy ass white blob who will have the filth of a landfill under his nails.
Kristers by Semantical October 6, 2022
Krister
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