Kristerd

Too be lazy, unproductive and or useless. To float through life with minimal acquired skills, despite vast knowledge of sports.

I'm feeling awfully kristerd today.

I can't see anything getting done today, I'm feeling pretty kristerd.

by Bathtub12 April 20, 2023

kristers

If you know a kristers you should be very happy. Never fails to let you down, sometimes he can have a couple mood swings and he is very sensitive. Tells their deepest secrets to the people closest to them. They never know what to do in upsetting situations, however they are very funny and love to see other people smile and will go out of their way to see that happen. Has lots of different nicknames such as: kripnors and kronsters

friend: I'm bored
kristers: I'll come out and we'll have fun

friend: Ok thanks that will make me feel better

by yeetedmyfarther April 14, 2019

Kristers

kristers is a generally nice guy and will always know what to say to keep you happy, however kristers sometimes forgets to keep himself happy. he is a great joker and loves messing around, however there is a down side to kristers as sometimes he can be very sensitive. you are very lucky to have a kristers in your life he will never fail to talk to you and will always cheer you up. never lose a kristers you will need him.

friend: “hey”
kristers: “hollo”

friend: “im upset”
kristers: “im coming to see you”

by doyoueventrainbro April 14, 2019

kristendom

1) - A drunken bastardization Christendom, Kristendom is as much a metaphorical concept as it is a geographic location, both of which are heavily dependant upon mass consumption of alcohol.
- A place where, upon closing the front door, a middle-aged man wearing NASCAR stretch-pants will appear and yell “Don’t slam the damn door”
- The home of one of the fiercest sinks in existence
- The housing of the art pieces of John Sanders.
-The stomping grounds of Kristen (hence the name)
- A near endless supply of beer
- A lovely place to pass out
-The finest place in all of Fredonia, if not the planet
- It's shiny/awesome

"What have you been up to the last few days?"
"I don't remember... I was at Kristendom"

or

"You didn't come home last night"
"Yeah, I passed out at Kristendom"

by fredonia student April 26, 2006

KRISTERS

The one mf with biggest balls, he is a gigachad ykyk, a perfect being in a way.

Kristers has big B a l l s

by KristersHasBigBalls November 25, 2021

Kristers

The most crusty dusty musty not busty greasy ass white blob who will have the filth of a landfill under his nails.

EW look at kristers

by Semantical October 6, 2022

Krister

Christian

here, dude, wear this pentagram, it'll really freak out the Kristers

by The Cosmic Fluke May 22, 2011