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Krissinitis 

An intense version of love-sickness: To be madly in love, or heavily infatuated with girl by the name of Kristina or Krissy. Symptoms often include shallow breathing, lightness of head, inability to think of thing other than Kristina and/or romantic fantasies with this person. Cures are unheard of at this point in time.
"I love Kristina like nothing I have ever felt before... I can't stop thinking about her! There seems to be no cure for Krissinitis (but I don't really want there to be.)
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Kristinitis 

The glossy shine one gets around their face immediately after performing oral sex on a red-headed female. Caused from vaginal secretions left over from the act.
"Yo, I think I just got to third base."
"No shit, you got Kristinitis all over your face! Someone needs to get you a washcloth"
Kristinitis by Dynomike54 January 22, 2009
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