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When somebody of German origin has an accident and either makes a fool of themselves or gets injured.
Mike: Dude, did you see Alex Von Vagabond faceplant that rail?
Ollie: Yer man, he got Krauted good and propper!
Krauted by Mike Denners January 4, 2007
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An area with a ton of German people.
It was very krauted at Octoberfest this year.
Krauted by Bdm4233 February 18, 2009
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A term which decribes the regular exit of England National Football Team from major tournaments at the hands of their German counterparts.
I see England were Krauted 4 - 1 again yesterday !
Krauted by QueensferrryEcosse July 1, 2010

Krauted House Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with sauerkraut
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Krauted House Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"
A German auto that is riced out.
Man Broc Nelson is such a krauter!
krauter by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007
the act of busting a nut in anothers hairline, usually causing a mess. Created in the locker rooms of the dell.
"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"

"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"
kraused by dell squad November 13, 2011

krautesque

The state of being torn up like a can of kraut.
Where you at, Shames? I’m krautesque.
krautesque by dru_id April 20, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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