by Bowlzzz June 5, 2017
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Regardless of type, the nature of the expulsion is so distressing to the victim, that it can only be compared to the legendary sinker of mythological ships, The Kraken.
Regardless of type, the nature of the expulsion is so distressing to the victim, that it can only be compared to the legendary sinker of mythological ships, The Kraken.
I was ambling over the hill, keeping myself to myself when I spotted a family having a quiet picnic under a majestic oak tree. I was enjoying gazing idly at their carefree enjoyment when all of a sudden I had an overwhelming urge to drop a concealed load. Panicking, I made a dash for a close-by treeline. Unfortunately this route took me right past them and with only a few metres to go I let out a little cough and regrettfully, released the Krappen. I have been having flashbacks ever since.
by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
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Krappen • krappenshite • krapper • kkrappenschleiff • Klappen • Krapen • Ponkie klappen • jonko klappen • Karri Krapper
Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
by 5holycows January 10, 2013
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by Tommy toe poker August 17, 2003
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Darcey and Camren act like krappers.
Don't be a krapper and tell on me!
Pee Wee herman is a krapper.
Darcey and Camren act like krappers.
Don't be a krapper and tell on me!
Pee Wee herman is a krapper.
by wezizkrappaz April 8, 2009
Get the krapper mug.Dutch expression: To consume something, like a joint or a beer. Can be used to substitute smoke, drink for example. Literally translates to 'to clap'.
Eh swa, beste gaan we jonko klappen!
- Ouwe nee g, heb net al 15 bierie geklapt!
Translates as follows:
Yo bro, let us clap (smoke) a jonko!
- G no! I already clapped (drank) 15 beer(ie)s!
- Ouwe nee g, heb net al 15 bierie geklapt!
Translates as follows:
Yo bro, let us clap (smoke) a jonko!
- G no! I already clapped (drank) 15 beer(ie)s!
by Deel II July 7, 2011
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