Krappen
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Krappen
A terrifying toilet experience.
Regardless of type, the nature of the expulsion is so distressing to the victim, that it can only be compared to the legendary sinker of mythological ships, The Kraken.
Regardless of type, the nature of the expulsion is so distressing to the victim, that it can only be compared to the legendary sinker of mythological ships, The Kraken.
I was ambling over the hill, keeping myself to myself when I spotted a family having a quiet picnic under a majestic oak tree. I was enjoying gazing idly at their carefree enjoyment when all of a sudden I had an overwhelming urge to drop a concealed load. Panicking, I made a dash for a close-by treeline. Unfortunately this route took me right past them and with only a few metres to go I let out a little cough and regrettfully, released the Krappen. I have been having flashbacks ever since.
Krappen by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
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Krapen
Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Karri Krapper
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krappenshite
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krapper
"Your a little krapper."
Darcey and Camren act like krappers.
Don't be a krapper and tell on me!
Pee Wee herman is a krapper.
Darcey and Camren act like krappers.
Don't be a krapper and tell on me!
Pee Wee herman is a krapper.
krapper by wezizkrappaz April 8, 2009
Klappen
Dutch expression: To consume something, like a joint or a beer. Can be used to substitute smoke, drink for example. Literally translates to 'to clap'.
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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