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A terrifying toilet experience.

Regardless of type, the nature of the expulsion is so distressing to the victim, that it can only be compared to the legendary sinker of mythological ships, The Kraken.
I was ambling over the hill, keeping myself to myself when I spotted a family having a quiet picnic under a majestic oak tree. I was enjoying gazing idly at their carefree enjoyment when all of a sudden I had an overwhelming urge to drop a concealed load. Panicking, I made a dash for a close-by treeline. Unfortunately this route took me right past them and with only a few metres to go I let out a little cough and regrettfully, released the Krappen. I have been having flashbacks ever since.
Krappen by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
Krapen by 5holycows January 10, 2013

Karri Krapper 

When you go to wipe your ass, but miss with the paper and get some shit on your fingers.
Hahaha, you just pulled a Karri Krapper!

krappenshite 

die sharkenfishen ist nicht dangersoten,
ich bin KRAPPENSHITE!
krappenshite by Tommy toe poker August 17, 2003
A douch bag, creeper or somebody who sucks at life.
"Your a little krapper."

Darcey and Camren act like krappers.

Don't be a krapper and tell on me!

Pee Wee herman is a krapper.
krapper by wezizkrappaz April 8, 2009
Dutch expression: To consume something, like a joint or a beer. Can be used to substitute smoke, drink for example. Literally translates to 'to clap'.
Eh swa, beste gaan we jonko klappen!
- Ouwe nee g, heb net al 15 bierie geklapt!
Translates as follows:
Yo bro, let us clap (smoke) a jonko!
- G no! I already clapped (drank) 15 beer(ie)s!
Klappen by Deel II July 7, 2011
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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