Klappen
Dutch expression: To consume something, like a joint or a beer. Can be used to substitute smoke, drink for example. Literally translates to 'to clap'.
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jonko klappen
jonko klappen by jemama420 November 6, 2020
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Klappen • jonko klappen • Ponkie klappen • Klappekake • Klappers • Krappen • krappenshite • kalppena • Klapen • klapenpak
Ponkie klappen
Ponkie klappen by NIELS MOTHERFUCKONG WILDEBOER January 21, 2021
klapperich
alayna jane:)
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me
klapperich by lay lay klapperich March 10, 2009
klapper
It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.
Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.
klapper by Timmy_turn_yourworldupsidedown September 18, 2018
Kloppenburg Surprise
A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.
Kloppenburg Surprise by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006
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