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krankies
Husband and wife team. Husband likes wife to dress up as a pre-pubescent boy and then sit in his lap. Amazingly this is all done in public and for the entertainment of children.
Husband pushed wife off a ladder whilst in panto in Milton Keynes and she landed on her heed. This was not part of the act, but after 25 years in the industry they finally got a laugh. She was permanantly disabled.
Husband pushed wife off a ladder whilst in panto in Milton Keynes and she landed on her heed. This was not part of the act, but after 25 years in the industry they finally got a laugh. She was permanantly disabled.
krankies by Karen Wilkinson June 1, 2006
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krankies
Scottish "comedy" duo who were actually husband and wife. Apparently pretended to be brothers although wee Jimmy was no more than 10 and his brother was well into his mid 40s at best. This means their mum would've had to have had the older one at 15 and wee Jimmy when she was in her 50s. No wonder he was always acting up, she probably couldn't control him.
krankies by Luke Morris June 1, 2006
Kranked
Kranked by Red Haferginger October 25, 2009
krankie123456789
Krankie123456789 Is a beaner border crosser wetback related to liljimbo and looks like the leviathan and normally has a crush on boys.
krankie123456789 by wetback boiiiii December 24, 2018
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