Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Related Words
kramers • kram • krampus • Kramered • Krama • Kramering • Kramerica • kramesy • Kramer, Cosmo • Kramer Attack
Kram
Kram is some sort of creature nothing like anybody has ever seen or heard of before. He tends to come out at night and wreak havoc in the Urban areas. But he has also been seen on college campus's across the US. Rumor has it, during the day he hides amongst a family acting as a son named Mark, but this is just speculation.
Kram
To become a 'Kram', and or to get 'Krammed' is to test the limits of ones liver by means of alcohol consumption. One must first except and believe that there lies a state of intoxication beyond drunk, wasted, hammered etc. To classify as a ‘Kram’ all four of the following requirements must be met.
1. The ability to consume more liquor than any fellow drinkers at a social gathering.
2. Conscious urination must occur more than twice in one night.
3. Incomprehensible verbal communication with droop projectiles.
4. Once the ‘Kram’ has passed out they sleep with one eye half open, puke décor on his/her shirt with a lingering urine order.
People are often found ‘Krammed’ North of the Canadian USA boarder.
1. The ability to consume more liquor than any fellow drinkers at a social gathering.
2. Conscious urination must occur more than twice in one night.
3. Incomprehensible verbal communication with droop projectiles.
4. Once the ‘Kram’ has passed out they sleep with one eye half open, puke décor on his/her shirt with a lingering urine order.
People are often found ‘Krammed’ North of the Canadian USA boarder.
Kram by Mikalo Rodeo June 24, 2005
kram
kram by britishandworried February 8, 2005
Kram
Kram by krammaster October 15, 2003
Kram
Kram by HieroMartyr November 21, 2004