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Defines:
1) the pure essence of hotness and raw male awesomeness.

2) the ability of man to transcend mortality and be gods.

3) the capability to piss even the most tiny of things,such as ants, off.....

4) any curly haired freak with an IQ above 140....

5) the sign that says fuck off this is my land
1)If you were more like kaustuv I'd date you
2)"If only Kaustuv were hear, he could help me find all my clothes. God knows where he hid them.", said the actress to her friend.
3) He knocked his pinky against an elephant's ass and started screaming like a Kaustuv!!!
Kaustuv by Shaggy doodles June 13, 2011
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Koustav means a valuable and beautiful stone which is used by God Narayana in his crown 👑
Koustav moni
koustav by anonymous November 23, 2021
Most lovable and loyal person who is the legend of all the time.
Koustav is a real man.
Koustav by Hutteybhj November 24, 2021
1] Intelligent are alert, clever, and quick-witted
2] Always strives to do the difficult thing first from their list of priorities. As a result, they are highly productive.
3] Empathetic, sensitive, and compassionate are more willing to help others.
4] Treats everyone with respect. As a polite person they not only lift the mood of the person sitting next to them but also change the dignity of the whole place around them.
5] They are patient is able to wait for a long time or deal with a difficult situation without becoming angry or upset. But if someone crosses their given boundries, they can get severly crazy. Beware of such situations, if you dont want to get your asses kicked.
6] Kaustuv name meaning is A gem in Lord vishnus chest.
7] The ability of man to transcend mortality and be gods.
8] A freak with an IQ above 140
9] A very trustworthy person who can be trusted even with your biggest secret.
10] They are focussed towards their goals and can reach to their ends very amazingly, but they need a push.
11] They are always right with their decisions and can guide you with correct and appropriate ways in life. Always follow what they say.
12] They are simple and loving creatures but they can think beyond your imagination.
13] Is good at observing and do right things at right time.
1)If you were more like Kaustuv I'd date you
2)"If only Kaustuv were hear, he could help me find all my clothes. God knows where he hid them.", said the actress to her friend.
Kaustuv by insanethinker November 23, 2021

Koustubh 

You are such a Koustubh
Koustubh by kt11 July 2, 2021
He is short and very sexy boy. He is a boy with a very hot fat ass that every boy's dream will be to smack that ass. He is very studious and smart boy
Oh koustav! I just want to fuck that ass
Koustav by Mahsbsh November 27, 2021
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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