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Korbet by Ayopizzahere! December 6, 2022
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The last match left in the box.
Named in honor of Bruce Willis' character from 'The Fifth Element', who must use his last match to supply the fourth element, fire.
Named in honor of Bruce Willis' character from 'The Fifth Element', who must use his last match to supply the fourth element, fire.
korben dallas by Bobby Jum May 20, 2009
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kobetard
Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.
Korben Dallas
Korben Dallas is The most awesome character i have ever seen in my whole life. after he gets fired from his job as a cab driver he goes and saves the world with this sexy chick the fifth element and runs into blue aliens and people who bleed from there head piece played by gary oldman played by the most kick ass actor bruce willis. Even his name is cool.
Korben Dallas by Princeofliverpool February 15, 2008
Kobetard
A person whose opinion of basketball player Kobe Bryant is ridiculously biased and revisionist. They believe and will fervently affirm that he is the best player to have ever graced a court despite strong evidence and statistics clearly showing the opposite.
"Man, Kobe is so clutch" When in fact he will usually have shot jacked his way into making his team need vital last second shots, when they should have been up by 15 long ago.
"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.
"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.
Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"
One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.
"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.
"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.
Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"
One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.
Korben
Korben is a lad, he always get the girl, due to his looks and his great ability in the bedroom, he is always is well dressed, and has the biggest dick out of his friends, the girls always like to hang around with him.
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