a kerbitina is a group of cool ass, bomb bitches. becoming a kerbitina is the highest honor that your squad can attain. an example of a kerbitina is the trifecta of drake, will smith, and kanye west & beyonce, nicki minaj, and rihanna. together a kerbitina cannot and should not be fucked with.
malfoy: shit, harry can u let me in your kerbitina?
harry: fuck no malfoy, you're not a bomb ass bitch.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.