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kolbet by Hellokity10001 March 2, 2017
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kobetard
Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.
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kolet by corey carpenter May 6, 2008
Kobetard
A person whose opinion of basketball player Kobe Bryant is ridiculously biased and revisionist. They believe and will fervently affirm that he is the best player to have ever graced a court despite strong evidence and statistics clearly showing the opposite.
"Man, Kobe is so clutch" When in fact he will usually have shot jacked his way into making his team need vital last second shots, when they should have been up by 15 long ago.
"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.
"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.
Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"
One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.
"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.
"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.
Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"
One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.
Kolbe
Kolbe is the best! He will always care for you even if he's down himself. He loves music even makes them! And he's talented! If you find a Kolbe don't let him go!
Bystander: did you see Kolbe? He talked to that sad girl and made her happy like that! *snaps fingers*
Friend : yup! That's Kolbe! Nothing like him!
Friend : yup! That's Kolbe! Nothing like him!
Kolbe by Luna_Storm April 20, 2017
Korbett
A large water-dwelling mammal thought to produce cheesecake and drive at speeds surpassing the sound barrier.
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As I tossed the painting from the balcony I was overcome with Korbett and took off my socks, covered in penguins.
Korbett by Gorilla fly December 21, 2008