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Koptheism 

A monotheistic religion, similar to Christianity, is a cult that worships none other than Kopk1. Occultists in this group worship him and his ideals. Kopk is a Canadian Boomer who preached of wild conspiracies and caused lot's of discord among his communities he was a part of, especially AvatarMC. He was a part of AvatarMC for 6 years of his life, when he eventually came to his final downfall and ultimate death. Although the exact cause of his death is unknown, many theories suggest that he was old-yeller'd by the Admins of said server, where he was exterminated. Those who worship Kopk believe that his death was unjustified, and the people in this cult are considered a part of his Teenage Army. An easy way to spot someone who practices Koptheism is looking out for striking green profile pictures with googly eyes found on any random pre-existing image; those who have profiles with this characteristic use it as a way to keep a remembrance and to unite those who knew Kopk's original profile, which was a "Failed Shrek Cosplay" image. Beware of these occultist's, for they are considered dangerous and are known for their shit-stirring.
Yo, you see that dude's insta profile? He def is into Koptheism.

I'd stay away from him, he'll ruin your day just by lookin at you.
Koptheism by lightlytoasted_ May 17, 2021
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Kantheism 

Modern Science and the enlightening and healing powers of the Sacred Cannabis plant and other Sacred Entheogens.

Kantheistic Shamanism, known also as The Path of Ecstasy, is the world’s oldest religion. It is a religion, not of dogma, but of experience. It could no more be explained adequately with words than could love-making be explained to the inexperienced virgin. You have to “go there” to understand it in fullness.

"Shamanic ecstasy is the real "Old Time Religion," of which modern churches are but pallid evocations,” Jonathan Ott reminds us. “Shamanic, visionary ecstasy, the mysterium tremendum, the unio mystica, the eternally delightful experience of the universe as energy, is a sine qua non of religion, it is what religion is for! There is no need for faith, it is the ecstatic experience itself that gives one faith in the intrinsic unity and integrity of the universe, in ourselves as integral parts of the whole; that reveals to us the sublime majesty of our universe, and the fluctuant, scintillant, alchemical miracle that is quotidian consciousness. Any religion that requires faith and gives none, that defends against religious experiences, that promulgates the bizarre superstition that humankind is in some way separate, divorced from the rest of creation, that heals not the gaping wound between
Body and Soul, but would tear them asunder... is no religion at all!"
<Person1>: Are you religious?
<Person2>: Yeah my religion is Kantheism
<Person1>: Isn't that some stoner relgion in Amsterdam?
<Person2>: Basically, yeah.
Kantheism by Puritana September 25, 2009
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guy 2: *stabs him*
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