by thatonekidwithanumberinhisname November 2, 2020
Get the Koonker mug.Kooker, noun: a kooker is a an object of extreme affection. Not a term to be used lightly. Can be applied to a gf or a bf but only if they're unicorn-status magical creatures. A kooker always tries to do right by you. Can be shortened into "Cooky" as in The Beastie Boys' Cookypuss--"let me order one then, let me get one...anytime, just like, now, and shit."
That Dora is a real Kooker: not only did she make the end of the night beer run after the keg went dry, but she also stayed to help me clean up after everyone else went home.
by Fetish2013 May 11, 2013
Get the Kooker mug.A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.
I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.
Q: Where is Gary?
A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.
Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?
A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
Q: Where is Gary?
A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.
Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?
A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013
Get the koenkering mug.Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.
Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
by Ragnar Yendor August 31, 2013
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Get the klonkered mug.by kronkmaster July 23, 2017
Get the kronkers mug.A kooner is an adjunct to a wealthy individuals lifestyle. It is immeasurable in arbitrary value, and is often a term of praise or awe.
by shefay September 4, 2014
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