Koonies
followers of the Moon elf (also that fricking Moon elf works for Santa Claus, what the heck did you even expect? /j)
Koonies by ItsDehDumStudios November 27, 2021
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Koonesian
noun; a person from any marginalized community, who will repeat the words, actions, and stereotypes of racist, white supremacists, and member of the white patriarchy. People of Color/People from maligned minorities who curry the praise of those who, historically, hate them. From the root word Koonesia.
"Candice Owens is like the damn Patron Saint of all KOONESIANS!"
"I get so damn sick of these KOONESIANS kissing up to white folks to get a pat on the damn head!"
"I get so damn sick of these KOONESIANS kissing up to white folks to get a pat on the damn head!"
Koonesian by Thomas "The Villain" Bishop April 19, 2022
Related Words
Koony • kookies • koolies • kooties • klonies • koodies • koofiesmackn • Kookies and Milque • kookies.babytiger • kookiestaetaes
klonies
i passed out after i hit off some klonies
koolies
a small group of people who constantly session on and pride themselfs on being alcholics and cud possibly be the best drinkers in the world!koolies are also know to travel in packs and 1 day pland to take over the world.it was rumored that the koolies beat chuck norris in a drinking contest but the fbi covered it up saying that chuck norris could never be beat and that his drink was spiked with 100 elephant tranks (per drink) it still ended in a draw.
oh man i was sessioning with the koolies last nite and i couldnt keep up with them they drink like fishs
koolies by clerk 1 of 5 October 3, 2008
Koonie
A cat that thinks that it is in fact a dog. It has short stubby legs and curly fur. It also plays fetch and catches mice for you.
Koonie by _DeliriLuxSolis_ February 14, 2010
Koonesia
Noun. The fictional land where those People of Color/People from maligned Communities who repeat and parrot the words of racist, white supremacists, and member of the white patriarchy originate from. The Land of Koonesia has all Coon Condominiums. Clerance Thomas, Herman Cain, Larry Elders, and Jessie Lee Peterson are considered the Founding Sambos, and Candice Owens is its Patron Saint of Sellout Summit.
"Man, look at Hershel Walker tap dancing for them White Folks. I bet his condo in KOONESIA is right by Stepen Fetchit Beach.
Koonesia by Thomas "The Villain" Bishop April 19, 2022
koonkesh
The word literally means someone who enjoys sodomy or a person who prefers and practices anal sex. It is however, a derogatory term used for insulting and offending the recipient. It's usage in everyday conversation is very similar to "Motherfucker".
koonkesh by y2kpatches March 21, 2006
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