Sessioning 

Getting hammered with a large group of friends; lots of alcohol involved typically

Here man, we're already sessioning at mine come on down! Some of the lads are already locked!

Sessioning by hardcoreSessioner May 5, 2011

Sessioning 

To go out and own everything in your path...Sessioning is when you go explore a specific thing or place, chill, and just post/stay there.

Me: Yo G lets go sessioning, im bored.

G: Alright dude, lets session The Grand Hotel up ahead.

Sessioning by Brian Owner May 9, 2007

Sealioning 

A subtle form of trolling involving "bad-faith" questions. You disingenuously frame your conversation as a sincere request to be enlightened, placing the burden of educating you entirely on the other party. If your bait is successful, the other party may engage, painstakingly laying out their logic and evidence in the false hope of helping someone learn. In fact you are attempting to harass or waste the time of the other party, and have no intention of truly entertaining their point of view. Instead, you react to each piece of information by misinterpreting it or requesting further clarification, ad nauseum. The name "sea-lioning" comes from a Wondermark comic strip.

I spent five minutes asking polite questions, sealioning him into hours of writing until he got exasperated and told me to fuck off.

Sealioning by alienacean November 15, 2016

Sealioning 

Sealioning is a term used to identify trolls who request citations when citations weren't necessary. It is akin to the meme of a child asking "Why?" after everything you say -- not even because they want to know, but as a bad faith way of faking interest while actually just trying to exhaust another person.

For example, "Sealioning" itself has been Sealioned with bad faith "definitions" attempting to change the meaning of the word to benefit online trolls.

Person 1: The sun rises in the east.
Person 2: Can you provide a link to your claims?
Person 1: Don't be sealioning me, you can look it up yourself!

Sealioning by the modhatter January 5, 2023

Key Seasoning 

Coke that's about to be used for a key bump

Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"

Key Seasoning by Izzy.Boy October 27, 2022

Seasoning 

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

Seasoning by NasteaN8 March 10, 2010

Sealioning 

Akin to playing Devil's Advocate, but worse. Whereas, on occasion, someone playing Devil's Advocate can actually help someone sharpen arguments and make them better, Sealioning amounts to the meme of the little kid replying to every answer with, "Why?" The Sealion has NO interest in hearing any other side, OR of making substantial arguments of its own side. A Sealion will often make empirically ridiculous arguments in the hopes of getting blocked online, which they incorrectly define as "owning" the person who blocked them. In fact, on social media, if you check the Sealion's replies, they're often cut-and-paste replies, frequently 100% unrelated to the topic. The sole purpose is to suppress the free speech of actual people who might thwart the success of disinformation campaigns.

"Did that fan of Killer Kyle Rittenhouse actually repeat that old 'I bet you didn't even watch the trial' propaganda?"
"Of course. So I had to remind him that yes, in fact, I did watch the trial, and Killer Kyle never denied murdering those people. He admitted that the person who assaulted those peaceful protesters was him. He admitted that they used their Stand Your Ground rights to defend themselves against his threats. He admitted that he shot at them --"
"Why do you even bother? They're clearly just Sealioning you."
"Of course -- which is a form of bullying, and letting bullies get away with bullying leaves people with the impression that the bullies were actually right, and we can't let that happen.

Sealioning by the modhatter April 14, 2023