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To confuse. To alter the meaning of. Having to many uses or meanings to use at once. or to scare someonewhen they dont know this word.
I am konfuking myself.
This problem is to konfuked
Konfuk by Kris July 13, 2003
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konfuzzled 

Chris Brown's "konfuzled" combined with "confuzzled"
Person 1: Hey did you do math homework?
Person 2: No! I was konfuzzled the entired way!
konfuzzled by xxxxt321dadddoreos February 14, 2017

konfucij 

omfg Konfucij y00s0tr00
konfucij by Tine June 26, 2004

konfusion 

A disorientation of sorts in relation to harbored romantic feelings; Uncertainty regarding a romantic relationship, but in a positive, giddy fashion.
Because I can spell Konfusion with a K and I can like it.
konfusion by Martin Jameson December 24, 2006

konfuur orsi

Konfuur-orsi is the 21st century successor to Geledi
she wants to travel to konfuur orsi

konfuckyoulating

konfuckyoulating is something confusing.

Here's an example:
I dont have kids in my basement. ( this is konfuckyoulating because like who doesn't have kids in their basement?
konfuckyoulating by iamthegobgalab December 30, 2020

Konfunkled 

The John is quite konfunkled
Konfunkled by JuanitoLikesMen July 17, 2021
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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