What in alabama betty bitch tarnation

you can use this phrase in EVERY situation!

Here's an example:

*A bird shits on your car in the middle of a desert"
You: "What in alabama betty bitch tarnation"

by iamthegobgalab December 31, 2020

konfuckyoulating

konfuckyoulating is something confusing.

Here's an example:

I dont have kids in my basement. ( this is konfuckyoulating because like who doesn't have kids in their basement?

by iamthegobgalab December 30, 2020