Koljan

A person that hates Mondays.

Guy#1: I hate Mondays
Guy#2: You're such a Koljan...

Guy#3: (walks up...) Hey dudes... can I bum a cigarette?? It taste good afta' fried chicken and waffles... umm hmm.

Guy#1: No dude, we don't have Menthols here and I don't like Monday's.

Guy# 3: Ah man, why you trippin'? You a Koljan or sumthin?
Guy#2: Hey dude. He said he doesn't like Monday's... so get out of here.
Guy#3 Aaaallright, yo. I'm going, yo.

by Monday Lover December 30, 2010

kaljantai

Kaljantai is a finnish name of the day u get drunk.
It can be any day of the week.

Yayyy, it's kaljantai today !

by iippa February 27, 2009

kojang

a group of malay boys that have a long penis
kojang

Nikal and Manul have a quite kojang
They play with it everynight at mustaiddin.

by amkur November 17, 2019

koljenovic

Koljenović is the biggest and most respected sandžak last name in the world. Koljenović is a royal family that descended from lions in medieval Yugoslavia, they were seen as much too powerful to be kept as normal beasts so they were transformed into gods. Now Koljenović are known for enormous cocks and staggering height.

Koljenovic, to belong to a royal family

Albanian 1: “Hey let’s go rob that guy”
Albanian 2: “ Are you kidding me? He’s koljenović!”
Albanian 3: “Run before he rips our balls off!”

by RealYugoslav223 December 15, 2020

kolani

Just that nigga

He’s definitely Kolani

by Dr. Ortega November 22, 2021

Koltan

Koltan is the type of person that will always be by your side. He is blessed and is in love with love. He can be a doofus, but he is very sweet in charming. When you see the way he looked at you, you know he is the person for you.

Girl#1 Did you see the way that Koltan looked ate me? Girl #2 Omg yea he is the one for you!

by Lisa6537648 November 26, 2018

Kolja

Kolja is the best guy you can meet. He's a great magician and loves to impress you!

Huii das war mal wieder was - Kolja

by Nettermann123 March 23, 2020