A person that hates Mondays.
Guy#1: I hate
Mondays
Guy#2: You're such a
Koljan...
Guy#3: (walks up...) Hey dudes... can I bum a
cigarette?? It taste good afta' fried chicken and waffles... umm hmm.
Guy#1: No dude, we don't have
Menthols here and I don't like Monday's.
Guy# 3: Ah man, why you trippin'? You a Koljan or sumthin?
Guy#2: Hey dude. He said he doesn't like
Monday's... so get out of here.
Guy#3 Aaaallright, yo. I'm going, yo.