Kohuch 

A hipster that hates on everyone and thinks he is boss at everything in life, but in reality is just a douche.

guy 1: man did you see that hater
guy 2: ya he was such a kohuch

Kohuch by ggocheeze March 9, 2012

Kohuch 

Straight up editing god that will clap you in any quad crasher race. Gets called by Fe4RLess at 2am asking why he deletes messages...

Yo fr?
Kohuch: Fr.

Kohuch by Kohuch YT August 25, 2019

Kohuch Breeze

A stream or draft of cold air in an otherwise sealed room that targets only one person.

Is it drafty in here or is it just me?

I'm fine, it must be a kohuch breeze.

Kohuch Breeze by Zeener26 January 11, 2024

Kouchie 

Slang for cannabis pipe.

From the Mighty Diamonds song "Pass the kouchie on the left hand side, How does it feel when you got no herb?"

Kouchie by Cloudsurfer January 16, 2010

Kouchie 

Jamaican slang for marijuana

"Pass the Kouchie on the left hand side"

Kouchie by Willis Yeates July 27, 2005

kahuchen 

A malicious teenage boy who dates terrifyingly ugly girls half his age. The basis of this wicked act is "EXTREME DESPERATION". They have a propensity to be very ugly (uglier than Jay-Z) that the miraculous mirror shatters into a thousand pieces, causing them to chase little one metre tall primary school girls with pony tails. They have an affinity to be a "LONER" at school, hiding in the dark shadows of “CU DEN”, and always suck up to the sometimes hot teachers on yard duty. They prefer the wicked looking. The teacher just wants to say to them "FUCK OFF UGLY PERVERTED FUCK". They then become very depressed and look so impious that they will start a bloodbath massacre. They are precarious creatures. They are the root of all evil and repugnance.

They tend to have "weird retarded hair" and they're face is filled with pimples. They walk with this gay retarded hunch. They are occasionally very clumsy (Tony), scientific facts have concluded that they were born like this. Statistics show that when they are born, 1 in 3 parents contemplate about killing them. Who the hell wants to have the ugliest looking paedophiliac child in the world?

In the final verse of "Bible 2", Jesus says that he must come back to us (for the second time) to stop this menacing subhuman from disturbing our exultant daily lives.

When kahuchens mature into adults, they are likely to go for even younger girls. Their favourite time of the year is the school holidays and after school (around 3.30) . Police refer to these kahuchens as desperate paedophiles. But "KOOL" people refer to them as "kahuchen".

In all aspects, they are the most terrifying creatures/retards to live on this earth. And a bill has been passed into parliament to try and eradicate these horrid beings.

"Look, he's touching the little girl's ass!"

"call the cops, but first smash the fuck out of him"

"put some gloves on, you don't want to be like them"

kahuchen by Jman23 April 28, 2005

kouche

Marijuana in Jamaican slang

Pass the Kouche to the left hand side!

kouche by Lookuhs July 30, 2006