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Kunt of a Man
(Pronounced like foam)

Versatile and almost indecipherable when used in a social setting, this excellent acronym can be used describe one's societally shameful father, oneself when behaving like one's father, or oneself when one eventually becomes like one's father.

Not to be confused a different tool, used for combing twigs out of one's hair after a quickie with Mel in the park.
With his golden locks blowing in the wind, marginally more enviable than a toupèe, the 45th took a swig of disinfectant and proclaimed: "I'm cured!" - what a koam.

Look at T. Jnr in that crowd without a face mask - what a koam.

There goes Jnr. again, grabbing 'em by the cats - behaving just like his old man. What a koam.
Koam by TheGreat881 October 31, 2020
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koampapapa 

The greatest word ever. Related to the ancient word "Koamp" which means "All-Powerful", this modern-day word is used to describe a person of the male gender who freaking owns at everything, including cooking.

Koampapapa can also be used as a verb if you know when and how to use it. In fact, Koampapapa can be used as any part of speech, at any time. If you get bored, shout Koampapapa in a high pitched voice, and you will no longer be bored. This is the great mystery of the word Koampapapa, go ahead, try it.
Dude, I totally koampapapa'd her last night!

Man, I wish I was as koampapapa as you!

Call me Koampapapa.

February 26th is Koampapapa Day. Let's go Koampapapaing then!
koampapapa by UROW February 9, 2007
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The best person in the world to have. If you ever have a friend with the middle name "Koami" make sure you keep them by your side. This is a rather rare middle name most likely found in Africa. They also got pretty big "personalities".
Koami by JejeDoesDokkan January 29, 2021
She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She cares about other people, and will alway put others first before herself. She will always argue with people that say she's pretty, and is extremely stubborn. She is beautiful, kind, artistic, and very athletic. She wants to be your friend but, sometimes to shy to speak up. She is quiet but, once you get to know her she is crazy and you can't get her to shut up. If you need someone to talk to, she's the type of person you go to. If you meet this girl then you are very lucky.
Guy 1:Is that an angel over there

Guy 2:That is Koamy I also think she is an angel
Koamy by Cutiessss:) November 23, 2021
A sexual term used to describe a homosexual 'spit roast'. It involves two guys penetrating a third male at the same time.
Hey Mark, you wanna put John on the Koams?" "You bet i do George!
Koams by S1ckBr@Hh December 1, 2010
the two words koala and chipmunk put together for the title of a book of a girl meeting two boys and koala and chipmunk are tied in to the title and being two of the base characters nick names mashed
Karah was reeding Koamunc and said its a really good book!
Koamunc by ParisJacklins July 25, 2015
a person who is very bozo-like, he/she is also very good at sports (especially basketball) they work hard whenever they choose to, ( which is like almost never) and they also brag about being smart when they're really not
Oh my god, he is so "koame",
You're such a "koame"
koame by some1_u_alrdyf1ckingknow October 27, 2021
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