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Kunt of a Man
(Pronounced like foam)

Versatile and almost indecipherable when used in a social setting, this excellent acronym can be used describe one's societally shameful father, oneself when behaving like one's father, or oneself when one eventually becomes like one's father.

Not to be confused a different tool, used for combing twigs out of one's hair after a quickie with Mel in the park.
With his golden locks blowing in the wind, marginally more enviable than a toupèe, the 45th took a swig of disinfectant and proclaimed: "I'm cured!" - what a koam.

Look at T. Jnr in that crowd without a face mask - what a koam.

There goes Jnr. again, grabbing 'em by the cats - behaving just like his old man. What a koam.
by TheGreat881 October 31, 2020
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Noun. Plural: Boychays. Also spelt: Boyjes. A group of poorly aging console players, collectively playing COD and discussing a wide range of topics in their native tongue, Boksburger. Including: The Lost Dream of the Random HJ and the undervaluing of being allowed outside. More intellectually adept Boychays carry the clan tag 'PF' after their alias. Boychays have been known to enjoy the sounds of deep house (in the living room).
"Hey Boychays - remember the days - giff my oke!"; "Foken hell Boychay did you see that poes making jokes about COVID - my rooikop rage was real!!"; "Jesus, where did Brett go Boychay?"; "Nicky Bochay (still) hey Bruce"; "Boychay Boychay ek se foken Boychay"
by TheGreat881 March 24, 2020
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