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sludge knuckles 

Shit residue, when you wipe but it's too slippery and you slide your knuckles in your dirty butt crack leaving a smear upon the the knuckle.
"Bro I just tried to wipe my ass, now I got sludge knuckles."
sludge knuckles by BrickkBoyy June 24, 2017

Knucklesmudge 

Knuck-le nuhk-uh’l smudge smuhj noun, verb, -ling

A smudge of poo, crap, or shit created under the extreme conditions of wiping one’s ass while sitting on the crapper, and knowing or unknowingly smashing the cling-on against the seat and the back of the hand.

The result of missing ones ass with toilet paper, during the act of wiping.
The child was not properly trained to use the toilet, hence craped all over the toilet seat. The little Knucklesmudgling will follow in its parent’s footsteps.

The patron entered the public restroom and observed a brownish/black streak left on the toilet seat by the previous occupant, aka "Knucklesmudge".

The bulk of the human species that lives on planet earth that has no common sense otherwise known as a "Knucklesmudge".
Knucklesmudge by King Knuckle February 24, 2012
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026