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five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump 

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump 

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump 

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

knuckle shuffle his piss pump 

I like him so much o the point I want to knuckle shuffle his piss pump

knuckle roll your piss pump 

jerk off, bop the balogna, choke the chicken.
Sprague went to the bathroom to knuckle roll his piss pump.

Melissa was knuckle rolling my piss pump when I went to sleep.

You can leave and go knuckle roll your piss pump.

Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper 

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.
Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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