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Knoxvilled

To be drunk beyond comprehension and perform stupid stunts.
Homage to Johnny Knoxville, the coup de grace of Jackass.
Kirk was so knoxvilled he fell over his guitar amp while drinking fifteen dry martinis.
Knoxvilled by Felice Vaiani January 23, 2007
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johnny knoxville 

the man with the broken peepee. very hot. the most amazingly stupid but still extremely gorgeous person alive!

the end
wow. i saw johnny knoxville and had an orgasm. oh golly.

Knoxville 

Town (city) in Eastern Tennesse that happens to have some pretty cool people, hot women, and a few good sports teams.
Also known as K-Town, Knox Vagas, or The best place to live in the south.
Knoxville is an awesome place to live, work, or pick up chicks.
Knoxville by Matt121 January 21, 2006

Knoxville,tn 

Home of beautiful views of the smokies, friendly folks, sundown in the city, great bars and local bands, and the kick butt University of Tennessee Volunteers who will forevermore be more talented and better looking than the florida gators!
Dude, they're from Gainesville, they're so not knoxville,tn!
Knoxville,tn by kwidner October 18, 2008

knoxville 

Knoxville is a kick-ass city in Tennessee. Most think that everyone in Tennessee and is a typical hic, redneck, or Whatever you want to call it, but Knoxville is the oppisite. The majority are educated. For one The university of Tennessee located here is ranked in the top 40 of public universities. The Neyland Football Statium is the largest Stadium in the south and the third-largest in the nation. The land is gorgeous. There are beatiful southern girls here and sexy boys who love to have fun and be themselves. Ktown is the best place ever if you know how to have fun and are not stuck up. Great people come out of knoxville like Johny Knoxville. Besides, Gatlinburg(most fun place ever)is only 30 mins-1hour away with snowboarding and everything while it is warm always in Knoxville plus many other great things like the old city. Basically I love it. It rocks. End of Story.
Knoxville, Tennessee is kick-ass.
knoxville by gcchic April 15, 2006

johnny knoxville 

1. The act of someone attempting a stupid stunt, usually resulting in a hospital stay or death.

2. Individual who performs said stunt. A Jackass.
1. He just did a johnny knoxville of that hill and broke his damn neck.

2. Nice job, Johnny knoxville. Now pick up your teeth.
johnny knoxville by William Gilson August 29, 2006

johnny knoxville 

the hott guy from jackass
have u seen jackass...johnny knoxville is hott!!!! i love him
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