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A fucked up baby that’s its own cousin, its sibling’s sibling, and its grandpa’s wife’s kid all at once. A walking genetic knot.
Example: “His stepmom’s pregnant with his knotling. That kids family tree is a goddamn circle.”
Knotling by Thekid71 April 26, 2026
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knotting 

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When animals mate, specifically canines--I'm actually not sure about felines--the penis enlarges during climax and remains enlarged to the point where he is literally stuck inside the female for as long as it the mating process goes on.

This happens to ensure insemination, and the male can ejaculate several times before he is shrinks down small enough to unmount. This is used as a kink of sorts in hybrid / abo fanfictions.
"Does this fic have knotting in it?"

"Is it a knot fic?"
knotting by capurseus January 27, 2017

knolling 

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v - The process of arranging like objects in parallel or 90 degree angles as a method of organization.
1. Always be knolling. 2. That table is pretty well knolled.
knolling by tedted July 7, 2011

Knottingley 

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Knottingley a town like no other, if you think Castleford is bad, wow you'll be begging for a lift back to Cas from drug dealer Caden in his stolen fiat 500, the moment you step foot in this hell hole. Not giving a dam hes high on crack, smack and crystal meth. Knottla as its affectionately known, is as toxic as chernoble, people have extra limbs, three eyes and black teeth. Nothing lives in Knottla apart from smokers for some odd reason they survive immune to the radioactivity and Staffordshire bull terriers. Although uglier than standard Staffies. If you have to visit I recommend a lead suit and a covid mask. Do not take any personal possessions as you will be mugged. People only go there to buy drugs or spread gods word, although it's rare outsiders survive a visit, a bible my offer some protection but will not save you from growing an extra head.
It's a place, I live in Knottingley.
Knottingley by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023

knotting 

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Just before a dog cums the centre of it's penile shaft expands out. So the cum doesn't leak out.
Women into bestiality take great pride in being able to take the knot.
knotting by tarzan August 2, 2003

knotting ankles

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When you cross someone up in basketball, or cause someone to fall from a hike in football, soccer, basketball, etc.
*Running a football route*
Announcers: "22 is out there knotting ankles!"

Knobling 

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Eating a penis like you gobble cake
I had an epic knobling session
Knobling by Welsh boyo September 7, 2022
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