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a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.
a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit
Related Words
knorf • knarf • knork • knopfler • Knorr • knort • korf • Knarfsexual • Knofe • Knor

mark knopfler 

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.
That Mark Knopfler is a fuckin God.
mark knopfler by mairs June 1, 2006
1. An extremely large knife.
2. A popular catch phrase.
1. That's not a knife, now THAT's a knoife.
2. like, KNOIFE!!!

knobface 

An insult used to descirbe someone who is being a complete chump, but still remains slightly amusing.
Look at John, he is being a knobface.
Yes a complete knobface.
knobface by Jellybaby June 11, 2007
A very adorable plush pig from IKEA. This pig looks just like Wilbur from Charlotte’s web.
My sister loves her knorrig so much!
Knorrig by Klhooper213 July 3, 2019
also known as knife, but pronounced the way Crocodile Dundee would say it.
"You call that a knoif? That's no knoif... (pulls huge knife out of pants) THIS is a knoif!"
knoif by houuuuuuuuuse February 25, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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