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The Grassy Knoll Speedrun
When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.
The Grassy Knoll Speedrun by TheGatorAndTheCat March 16, 2022
Kyle knollenberg
A Kyle Knollenberg, is a god among men. He's strong, charismatic, confident, intellectual, and caring. He treats everyone with the utmost respect, unless otherwise deserved. Kyle Knollenberg is a BAMF'er! He's such a bad ass, even Chuck Norris won't give him shit. All the girls want him and all the boys wish they were him!! Kyle Knollenberg is the shit :) ily
Did you see that guy? He just throat punched Arnold Schwartzaneger.
Yeah, he's a total Kyle Knollenberg!
Yeah, he's a total Kyle Knollenberg!
Kyle knollenberg by ilykwk August 11, 2012
winston knoll collegiate
Winston knoll is a growing school of about 1000 students. This most northern school is located in Regina, SK. It includes a small variety of students. 90% of students are Caucasian, the rest include a small number of African, Asian, and East-Indian peoples. This school is out most dominated by the white culture. Along with this, there are different types of behavior among certain people, also known as "cliques". I will not go into great description, but generally these groups include: preps/jocks/joes whos territory is the commons. skaters, who rule the outdoor skatepark. Stoners/smokers who dominate the outer 'A' door decorative rocks. Emos/goths/life-stylers who find their place in every crook and cranny of college halls. Lastly, are the solo/loners who do not have their place. This is a description of only the people that inhabit the school. Knoll has much to offer.
winston knoll collegiate by namham July 15, 2009
grassy knoll
A metaphor and a source of irony when referring to a suspicion, conspiracy, or a cover-up of some type.
grassy knoll by scumm December 28, 2005
Knollbutter
Knollbutter by Chillin the Most March 18, 2009
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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