KnightNoob

a twitter user with a decent amount of followers, often call themself overrated and an Idiot and doesn’t like compliments. He is also a noob and probably the worst noob ever..

Noob: have you heard of KnightNoob?

Other Noob: No he is overrated

Noob: I thought so.

by The Mr Bear October 20, 2020

Pink Knighthood

When a gay man is on his knees about to give head, the intended recipient slaps his semi erect penis on each shoulder as if knighting the blower for his services to men. Often accompanied by the phrase "I dub thee sir cock sucker"

After years of being curious, Brian finally became a knight of the pink realm after Simon slapped his pork sword on both of his shoulders before giving him a mouthful of man fat.

He was glad he had received his "Pink Knighthood" from the "Queen".

by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

KNighthood

An uncircumcised african American penis

My knighthood ain’t working like it used to.

by Deepsouth chub May 29, 2022

Clan Knighthood

One of the friendliest RuneScape skilling clans.

"Hey Dave, are you going to that Clan Knighthood event later?"
"Sure am Bob, it's going to be great!"

by Liverk July 5, 2009

knightjob

receiving sexual favors from a partner in full plate armor, a mainstay of any sex dungeon

*metal clanging from bedroom*
josh: hey what's with all the clanging?
hayden: oh, wayne is getting a knightjob
josh: how chivalrous

by thankyoubarney December 19, 2021

Knightphobia

Fear of Knights

Knightphobia probably isn't a thing.

by drumsoccer February 15, 2022

The Knighthood

To have the recipient on their knees, hold onto their ears and ejaculate in the mouth, once finished pull out and wipe the tip first on the right shoulder then the left.

I gave her the Knighthood last night.

by TimthePervert July 10, 2019