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Knighting

When you're done getting a prime blow job. You knight the person who blew you with your penis, by placing your penis on her left shoulder then you move your penis to her right shoulder. You may also use your penis to slap her in the face so she doesn't forget, depends on tradition.
Steve got the best blow job of his life from Sandi that he had to knight her with his penis. Sandi's knighting took place under a full moon beside the castle.
by Mike Pezacouski August 7, 2012
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the act or process of honoring a page or servant by placing the erect penis from ear to top of head to ear while the servant or page is in the subdued position of being on the knees
"Sire, I just finished knighting your chamber maid because she cleaned my chamber pot most spectacularly"

"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"
by Melosh1246 March 1, 2009
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When a person is talking/describing a story or moment, and begins to mumble at the most important piece of information.
A Friend: What was that story you were talking about?

The Knighter: Right, this girl was about to scfniv reiei erijmsd sdv and then we wruv rvijerv vbtreo and it was brilliant.

The Friend: Sorry, you were just Knighting, say that again.
by TheBaker303 January 13, 2013
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To pull out your schlong and quickly tap it on ones left shoulder then quickly on ones left cheek.You quickly repeat the steps on the right shoulder.When you are finished you call out that persons name and claim that they are your bitch.
I have just knighted Pat, he is my bitch now.
by The Wolf February 17, 2005
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When you unload a round towards someone on a shooting game and it goes on both sides of the opponent not hitting them.
Cant shoot worth a shit today..I keep knighting people.
by Merch-Ant September 8, 2013
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When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"
When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth
by Gary B May 22, 2003
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the process of masturbating on a females face and then blowing a brick on their : face, and or shoulder
I gave my bitch a good knighting last night
by daniel bolt January 9, 2008
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