the act or process of honoring a page or servant by placing the erect penis from ear to top of head to ear while the servant or page is in the subdued position of being on the knees
"Sire, I just finished knighting your chamber maid because she cleaned my chamber pot most spectacularly"
"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"
"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"
by Melosh1246 March 01, 2009
To pull out your schlong and quickly tap it on ones left shoulder then quickly on ones left cheek.You quickly repeat the steps on the right shoulder.When you are finished you call out that persons name and claim that they are your bitch.
by The Wolf February 18, 2005
the process of masturbating on a females face and then blowing a brick on their : face, and or shoulder
by daniel bolt December 20, 2007
by TheGodsofWSB May 23, 2023
When you're done getting a prime blow job. You knight the person who blew you with your penis, by placing your penis on her left shoulder then you move your penis to her right shoulder. You may also use your penis to slap her in the face so she doesn't forget, depends on tradition.
Steve got the best blow job of his life from Sandi that he had to knight her with his penis. Sandi's knighting took place under a full moon beside the castle.
by Mike Pezacouski August 08, 2012
Knight is a good friend, but sometimes he acts like he's on crack, and can be pretty weird, but he is very cool
by ELITE DESCIPEL KIRITO June 18, 2020
Future era: I became a knight in the year 2050, the Future, the knighthood has returned to battle, swords have returned, as they are now evolved, knights now use advanced firearms and blasters.
Medieval era: I am a knight, I am the one who come to protect my Kingdom! I am a hero, nobody will stand in my way, not even my Kingdom either.
Medieval era: I am a knight, I am the one who come to protect my Kingdom! I am a hero, nobody will stand in my way, not even my Kingdom either.
by CommunistCyborg November 04, 2020