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Knel was a cheerful and kind man. He will show you that he has no problem even if he experiences anxiety and thoughts in life.

When her eyes flirt. So almost everyone who sees him will be obsessed. But when someone gets his attention, he won't look at others.

He is not easy to attract to a woman but when he falls in love he will never let you go. He is a very possessive man, so dont try him. He only focused his attention on the woman he loved. And what she doesn't want most of all is to see it with another man.

Knel is a strange man. There are only a few like this so if you have someone like him, don't let him go.
Je vous aime Knel!
Knel by Emersyn June 7, 2021
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knellerhead

Usually assumes the form of an insecure wannabe badass with a chip on the shoulder the size of a buick, and an IQ number less than their shoe size. Your average knellerhead can usually be found trolling internet bodybuilding forums under multiple psuedonyms... but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
The knellerheads are at it again - when will they learn that we can see their IP addresses, they're not in China, and they've got five screen names?
knellerhead by Hans Albrecht Bethe February 27, 2005
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The back of the knee. The knelbow is to the leg as the elbow is to the arm.
If you get kicked in the knelbow you'll probably fall down.
knelbow by Dr. T. Awesome July 7, 2010

knellerhead

A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a knellerhead is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "knellerhead" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.
Damn, man.. get a sense of humor. You're SUCH a knellerhead.
knellerhead by Errol Flynn February 27, 2005
1. A person with red hair, generally used as profanity, it is an offensive term, similar to the term ranga.
2. A person with red hair's dick.
Look at that ginger over there, he's such a knell.
Knell by Knell-licker April 29, 2013
A strange skinny mammal who is scared of the dark and doesn't like to brawl.
Come on, don't be a Kneller
Kneller by Jimmy Martin June 20, 2008
Getting knelt is when someone provokes a negative reaction out of you by subtly tempting, tormenting, and disrespecting you in hopes that you stand up for yourself, defend yourself, and maintain your dignity, because he knows that you want to be able to walk around knowing you aren't letting someone have their way with you, because you would lose respect for yourself if you did so, all to relay your reaction to the proper authorities to come take your dignity once and for all, to make an example out of you to exploit the moral flaw in the legal system, which has never, in all of history, addressed provoking harassment and has been physically incarcerating people by holding their tongue since Socrates.
I'm glad to see that New Zealand and Ireland have reformed contempt of court, because I just got looked at blank-faced by every individual in the educational and legal punishment processes of verbally defending yourself, when it has happened to every single one of them as they uphold this childish tradition, after getting knelt by Mr. Niederhauser, who made me weigh my dignity with every aspect of my livelihood, because he knew I wasn't going to tolerate a situation where the only way I could graduate was to take something on the chin from some guy.
Knelt by Codey Neal September 26, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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