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The sound made by a bell rung slowly, especially for a death or a funeral.

A sound or sign announcing the death of a person or the end, extinction, failure, etc., of something: the knell of parting day.
"Dude, you hear that?"

"what"

" That Death Knell"
"oh, you mean the ringing of that bell?"
Knell by Becca2013 February 12, 2012
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a portmanteau of the words kneel and fell
Brody: DUDE I JUST KNELL ON YOUR CAT!
Theodore: holy fuck is he dead?
Brody: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
knell by prettypierced April 4, 2021

death knell spending 

1. The act of an old person spending because of an anticipated death.
1.Anyone over the age of 80 purchasing a Ferrari is a common form of death knell spending.
That woman is upper class, and wanted - she is a Kelleen.
Kelleen by HOTGreek August 9, 2021

KELLEY BONER 

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
KELLEY BONER by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019

Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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