Kneester 

A Kneester is someone hipster enough that they find the term hipster far too mainstream.

Boy: "Yeah, i feel I've transcended the term hipster."
Girl: "So what do you call yourself?"
Boy: "A Kneester."

Kneester by Kneester Incarnate October 30, 2010

kneesterical 

Something so rainbowtastic that walks in the bathroom that you laugh so hard that you drop to your knees.

When Danielle and Kylee saw Corinne, Danielle became kneesterical ...

In art class and having the whole class think you are the biggest whore in the world and just love to laugh at you and love that you are whore is a like a kneesterical situation....

kneesterical by Onherkneesinthebathroom October 3, 2009

Keester Kiss 

An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.

It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.

Keester Kiss by Tim Boniface March 30, 2005

keestering 

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.

When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.

keestering by Ef4 January 15, 2016

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

keester bunny by Beffy June 13, 2007

Keester 

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

Keester by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005

Keester 

smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings

Keester by mister fister October 2, 2003