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Adjective- the descriptive state of conducting oneself as a klutz- uncoordinated and awkward when performing actions; for example, walking into walls, posts, furniture and people with alarming regularity, pancakes flying to floor when flipping, pretending momentarily to be Baryshnikov and failing miserably, "all elbows and knees"...
1. George Bush displayed a klutzy grasp of the English language.
2. Slapstick is the art of turning being klutzy into entertainment and profit.
klutzy by nu? July 5, 2014
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A legitimate idiot who noscopes while camping in an unreachable area in cod MW multiplayer
You dirty klutzy!
Klutzy by ImNotaKlutzyguy1 August 3, 2021
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Klutzy Slut 

Usually a white bimbo, as the word dictates -

1) She's Klutzy
1a) She's a Ditz with big tits
2) She's slutty or flirty
3) Craves to be owned and objectified

4) High maintenance
5) Can also be a teen
Oh she's just a Klutzy Slut
Klutzy Slut by AlphaWolfBdsm February 19, 2020
An extremely clumsy person.

(AKA me)
Person 1: *Drops something* I'm so sorry! I am such a klutz!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's fine!
Klutz by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Ground Klutz 

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.
"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
Ground Klutz by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009
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