klurg

The onomatopoeic sound of two sexual bodies coming together and the moisture between them escaping whilst being moved--plunger-like effect.

All I could hear from their bedroom was klurg klurg klurg!

by James Frohlich January 7, 2009

Klurg

Covering your crabs with gonorrhea ooze, sticking them up a corpse's ass, pulling them out, putting them back in the dead woman's pussy, licking them up, vomiting them out, and having a sex slave eat them and chew them up and spit them back into your mouth, i.e. the most disgusting act humanly imaginable.

Klurg is so fucking vile I can not even think of an example to express my disgust.

by Glime Masta July 16, 2003

kludgebucket

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

by bustapost October 8, 2008

kluger

a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia

my pussy is too small for a kluger

by the kluger June 23, 2009

Kurge

The name of the king of the dungeon siege. He has lived for nearly three thousand years and all traces of his past have been completely forgotten except for his own memory. He is the undisputed lord of the earth and sky and rules with an iron fist. His infinite empire is unstoppable and all attempts to topple it have met a bitter and bloody end. A minor god in his own right, he is a master of arcane lore and black magics. His prowess in battle is unmatched through his genius mind for tactics and strategy and his ability to wield any weapon masterfully. He rules us from his black tower in his capital city and his reign will have no end. He is all powerful and cannot be hurt or killed in any way possible.

1. Blessings of Kurge be upon you my friend.

2. By the power of Kurge...

3. We must decipher the runes, quickly.

by Flug January 11, 2009

kurgee

When you experience true horror and cannot express words.

Alexander: I love this horror game!
*monster pops up*
Alexander: KURGEE

by Bobbie Newtron January 10, 2021

kluge

In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.

I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.

by derTeufel September 24, 2005