klug

can be used to replace any word you don't feel like saying.

"Dude i was klugging the other day then..."
"Yeah man, i klug'd ALL OVER that slut"
"Fool, that guys such a klug"
"Daaaaamn dude you look so klug"

by yeahwhatever666 November 1, 2008

Klug

A penis

Person 1: Have you seen the new kid Grayson
Person 2: Ya. I heard he has a huge klug😏

by Graysons Klug Tunnel July 2, 2016

klug

A busted ass ugly chick. A person of the female gender that's just too fat and ugly/fugly to not be made fun of. Generally used as an insult and because the word is so obscure, one can get away with passing saying 'kluuug' without the other person becoming offended because chances are they'll have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Pronounced Kay - lug like two separate words.

'Did you see that klug at the front of the line?'
'yea man, that klug was nasty.'

by Velar February 5, 2007

klug

An insult directed towards women. A klug has been found by historians as one of the dumbest creatures to escape the primordial ooze.

Damn it, that klug gave me the wrong change.

by Bob Alvarez May 25, 2006

Klüg

Well, Klüg means wise, the one who knows more, the one you reach out for advise.
But it's also the BEST DIGITAL AGENCY IN THE WORLD.
If you don't believe it, check us out @klug.agency

Wow, Klüg really blew my mind.

by Klüg Creative Agency November 23, 2021

klug supreme

when there are 3 or more klugs in a row or small group being worthlessly fat and ugly.

Matt: look at those fat/ugly bitches over there. what are they talking about?
Dan: i don't know but it sure is a klug supreme up in that bitch.

by the peruvian March 7, 2007

Klug's Law

Only one wearable computing device (e.g. Pebble watch, Google Glass, etc.) shall be allowed on an individual person to avoid notification blowup.

Man: I would totally get another smart watch, but I'm afraid of violating Klug's Law

by NiwaDaisuke July 15, 2013