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Klot 

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When multiple poos are taken without wiping over the period of months, building up and drying old and crusty until it causes pain and discomfort. Commonly used as an insult
Miss can i be excused, my klot is really hurting.
Or
Get out klot
Klot by namejeff69 April 15, 2019
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Klot 

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Slang for Clothes,Jamaican Pronounciation ;)
Bro I wanna buy some Klot
Klot by Funwithyourmum September 12, 2020

Bowling klot 

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A ranking system going from 15 to -5. Used for describing how big/fat some one is or isn’t.

USUALLY USED IN SWEDEN.
-That dude is 5 or 6, bowling klot.
Bowling klot by Halula December 8, 2017

Kloter 

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(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter
Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."
Kloter by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008

Klotzer 

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adj;

1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.

noun;

1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.

2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.

verb;

1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
Dude, don't use that to wipe away your tears, I just Klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.
Klotzer by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010

Roger Klotz Syndrome 

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When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.
"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."
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