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klot by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003
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Klot
When multiple poos are taken without wiping over the period of months, building up and drying old and crusty until it causes pain and discomfort. Commonly used as an insult
Klot by namejeff69 April 15, 2019
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Klot by Funwithyourmum September 12, 2020
Bowling klot
A ranking system going from 15 to -5. Used for describing how big/fat some one is or isn’t.
USUALLY USED IN SWEDEN.
USUALLY USED IN SWEDEN.
Bowling klot by Halula December 8, 2017
Klotzer
adj;
1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.
noun;
1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.
2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.
verb;
1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.
noun;
1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.
2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.
verb;
1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
Klotzer by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010
Roger Klotz Syndrome
When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.
(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)
Similar to Cartman on South Park.
(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)
Similar to Cartman on South Park.
Roger Klotz Syndrome by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012
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