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Abbreviation for "Kinda laughing on the inside". For those who will happily admit that said joke or comment just scratched the surface. Let's face it, if you have to use "LOL" to emphasize that you think something is funny, it probably isn't.
Person A: Know any good puns?

Person B: Of course I do, I'm the Pun-isher!

Person A: KLOTI
KLOTI by theravenajt September 1, 2011
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Kloie is the most draw dropping person you will ever meet.She is funny.smart quit loud but she is very nice when your on her good side if you know a Kloie you are very lucky. She hates being left out and alone. Once you get her as a friend you need to keep her. She will steal your heart in a few seconds. She is cool and fun to hangout with. But dont let her fool you if you get on her bad side you better get on the other side of her right away she is sassy and stuburn but she cant be mad for long. If you know a Kloie you need to get her as a friend or keep her as one. She is also a amazing friend, she is athletic and loves animals.Kloie is a keeper.
Person1- who is that girl
Person2-thats kloie
Person 2-she is great
Person 1-Note taken
Kloie by Star is great May 21, 2018
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KLOTI • Klotia • KLOTINS • KOTI • Kloi • Kloie • klot • kloxified • kooties • kaotic
She has a beautiful personality and a pure Heart. Nobody can reach her level, because she's better than everyone else. When you have a klodiana in your life, you have achieved everything in lif
Klodiana i love youuuu
Klodiana by Dudimudi January 12, 2018
When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk
Are we Kluting tonight?
kluting by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010
A religion of truth
The aim of the Kloil religion is to completely exterminate the Aboriginal race in Australia due to their black noses being annoying to look at. Also to en-slave the entire population of Africa, as well as purging the country of Japan. With these goals completed the Ku Klux Klan will be restored to its former glory and world piece will be restord.
Hey bro, you part of the kloil religion
Kloil by KloilTheGreat February 22, 2022
The act of taking a selfie while dumping a shit.

The word is a combination of the German word Klo (toilet) and English word selfie.

This word has its origin in Frankfurt, Germany and was created by A. in 2017.
Man I took a great klofie yesterday, wanna see it?
klofie by claushaus May 9, 2017
_ a Beautiful Girl ... Blooming .. Great Personality ... Very Energetic .. Knows what she wants & knows how to get it ..
a different way of spelling chloe ~ Kloie
Kloie by sweetgirl23 February 5, 2010
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