Shamrock Farm

1) A dilapidated old farmhouse in upstate NY owned by a 30 something ski bum, man boy, who moonlights as a Bar Owner.

2) Corporate Headquarters of the Irish house of Debauchery.
When I grow up I want to work on a Shamrock Farm.
by JoeRomePark June 18, 2014
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Klotzer

adj;

1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.

noun;

1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.

2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.

verb;

1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
Dude, don't use that to wipe away your tears, I just Klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.
by JoeRomePark November 24, 2010
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