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Iets wat je gebruikt om nadruk te leggen op iets dat je niet heel erg fijn vindt.
Als je aan het gamen bent en je broertje stoort je, alweer: "Hou nou je klote bek eens dicht, ik probeer deze eindbaas te verslaan!"
Als je geen zin in je huiswerk hebt: "Klote school, klote boeken, klote leven, klote maatschappij, klote sociaal doen."
klote by LordMarshal January 25, 2016
Related Words
klote • Kloten • Kloter • Kloe • kolten • kloey • Kooter • kloee • Klose • Klute

kolten wong'd 

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014

kote fight 

A word that is used to describe a man touching another man's penis.
Hey, did you have a kote fight with Andrew yesterday?
kote fight by g4plm July 23, 2016
Kloie is the most draw dropping person you will ever meet.She is funny.smart quit loud but she is very nice when your on her good side if you know a Kloie you are very lucky. She hates being left out and alone. Once you get her as a friend you need to keep her. She will steal your heart in a few seconds. She is cool and fun to hangout with. But dont let her fool you if you get on her bad side you better get on the other side of her right away she is sassy and stuburn but she cant be mad for long. If you know a Kloie you need to get her as a friend or keep her as one. She is also a amazing friend, she is athletic and loves animals.Kloie is a keeper.
Person1- who is that girl
Person2-thats kloie
Person 2-she is great
Person 1-Note taken
Kloie by Star is great May 21, 2018
Kloe is a sweet, loving person who stays loyal to her boyfriend. If she spills her heart to you, that means she trusts you and you better not mess that up. She may not ever feel beautiful but she’s the most beautiful person ever. She is the type of girl you would want to be with forever. She’s amazingly talented and loves animals. One little smile would make her day. You’ll never find another girl like Kloe.
Kloe is the sweetest person you’re ever gonna meet.
Kloe by Sports308 May 26, 2018

Kotex Kontessa 

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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