Klotzer

adj;

1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.

noun;

1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.

2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.

verb;

1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.

Dude, don't use that to wipe away your tears, I just Klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.

by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010

Kloter

(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter

Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."

by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008

KLOTZED

Ruining a roll of film by opening the back of a camera with a loaded roll inside.

That photographer just klotzed his roll!

by Den Daddy May 15, 2021

kotzer

a very cool amount of people

i am a kotzer

by brudda345 October 7, 2020

Kleotzer

A Kleotzer is the razzle dazzle uproar that your anus manufactures when unleashing a midget like and back-breaking flatulence that some murmur, sounds like a flock of mallards quacking rambunctiously throughout a majestic river valley.

Guy 1: yo what the fuck was that noise?
Guy 2: I think some goofball Kleotzered their pants.

by Goofy182 March 23, 2024

Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.

"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"

by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015