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Penis – “a gag (obstruating the mouth)”. (russian slamg)
Kljap u tebja est ili netu???
Kljap by VAKI5 September 23, 2005
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klapaucius 

The first money cheat in The Sims series of video games, until it was quickly replaced by "rosebud" in the expansions and sequels. Hearing it from someone is a fair indication that you're speaking to a real Sims veteran.
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klapaucius by cleon24769 October 14, 2016
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Is a hat with a string and clapping hands used for supporting your sport team, But also a word for a really stupid person.
*oh my god, he fell over drunk again, that guy is such a klaphat
Klaphat by Willyn November 10, 2014

Klåpmek 

Klåpmek, "Bungle Tinkering". - To do a thing improperly to save time or money. The main goal when practicing Klåpmek is to find a barely working solution to a problem as fast as possible. No fancy equipment can be used when practicing Klåpmek. Klåpmek can be described as "redneck engineering".
Hey man, this washing machine is not working correctly. - Let's use duct tape to make a new engine belt, please hold the motor while I test this solution.

Dude my gearbox is hanging from just one screw on my car, what should I do? - Bro, give me your belt and I will strap the gearbox to that plastic tube over there! Klåpmek saved us this time!
Klåpmek by Klåpmek January 15, 2021
The twitch.tv Kappa emote followed by //, symbolising clapping
Streamer: 'does something cool'
twitch chat: (Kappa)// Klappa
klappa by moonshroom July 28, 2016

Klap Trap 

1st mate of the kremling co. in donkey kong country. jump on it's back to kill it.
Klap Trap by Amw2745 June 28, 2003
South African slang (pron. "clupp"). To hit someone or something.
"My laaitie was being naughty so I gave him a klap"

or

"If we're going to win this cricket game, we need to klap a few sixes!"
klap by TheDuce June 27, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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