Klingling

loner that hangs around with people that don't like them. a klingling doesn't realise they have no friends and so doesn't try and make new ones

you are an absolute klingling

by Ddgurjjoohg July 12, 2018

kingsingh

Name for an Indian man who is swimming in pussy.

Neil: Dude I heard Raj fucked Sharn and Husna
Mill: Yeah he's a real kingsingh

by Bob Vance December 6, 2016

Don Kinging

Promoting someone or something into bigger than it actually is, constantly talking someone up as if it is always on your mind. The reasons for Don Kinging one can differ but there is usually an underlying reason. Named after former boxing promoter Don King.

Guy 1: "Man, Johnny is always gettin the girls, he can pretty much get any girl in this club"

Guy 2: "Dang bradda, your always don kinging the hell outta Johnny"

Guy 1: "Yeah, Johnny is really cool"

by Flo Str8fire June 23, 2011

Kinging it

-Giving excellent customer service.
-Working more slowly in order to maximize billable time.
-Working more slowly at the end of the night to make sure it qualifies for car service.
-Volunteering for copious amounts of overtime.

Bill worked about 15 hours today. He was kinging it so he could get a car service home.

by dwwo June 10, 2016

Kinging

When you dominate and rule someone else by winning or make a fool of someone making them feel weak.

I am just kinging you right know.

by King13EP August 20, 2013

Lion kinging

Lifting a small animal or child into the air and singing the circle of life, preferably with some sort of light shining on you, like rafiki does to simba at the start of the lion king.

Girl 1: dude, if you do don't stop lion kinging the cat, she's gonna scratch your eyes out.

Cat: Meeeoooowwwww *scratch*

Girl 2: I deserved that

by claire2520 March 11, 2010

Lingling’s Principle

Rule of life that states “Whatever you do that you think you are good at, there is a 5 year old Asian who can do it 1,000 times better”.

I thought I could play the concerto the best, but due to Lingling’s principle, I was outdone greatly.

by Meh1038 November 29, 2018