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Kringling 

The new planking! The art of kringling is to sit across the lap or knee of a stranger as if they are Kris Kringle. A proper ‘kringle’ catches it’s target by surprise and is most effective when executed in unique scenarios.
Otis and Brittney got into the holiday spirit by Kringling people at the mall last weekend, he even Kringled the Kringle himself and she sat on a Panther's player's lap to Kringle him, but she may or may have not just been flirting. kiss951.radio.com/2011/12/01/holiday-planking-kringling-is-the-new-fad/
Kringling by The Cason-Point December 5, 2011
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Name for an Indian man who is swimming in pussy.
Neil: Dude I heard Raj fucked Sharn and Husna
Mill: Yeah he's a real kingsingh
kingsingh by Bob Vance December 6, 2016

Don Kinging 

Promoting someone or something into bigger than it actually is, constantly talking someone up as if it is always on your mind. The reasons for Don Kinging one can differ but there is usually an underlying reason. Named after former boxing promoter Don King.
Guy 1: "Man, Johnny is always gettin the girls, he can pretty much get any girl in this club"

Guy 2: "Dang bradda, your always don kinging the hell outta Johnny"

Guy 1: "Yeah, Johnny is really cool"
Don Kinging by Flo Str8fire June 23, 2011

Cringling for a Pringling 

A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.
Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling

Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo

Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski

Kinging it 

-Giving excellent customer service.
-Working more slowly in order to maximize billable time.
-Working more slowly at the end of the night to make sure it qualifies for car service.
-Volunteering for copious amounts of overtime.
Bill worked about 15 hours today. He was kinging it so he could get a car service home.
Kinging it by dwwo June 10, 2016
When you dominate and rule someone else by winning or make a fool of someone making them feel weak.
I am just kinging you right know.
Kinging by King13EP August 20, 2013

kringelig 

Der Post von Rüdiger ist kringelig.
kringelig by FogFlare December 20, 2018
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